Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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