why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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