That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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