google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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