If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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