The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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