Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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