Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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