Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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