You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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