Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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