Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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