just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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