id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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