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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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