I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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