i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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