there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You can't just leave with hair like that
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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