All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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