I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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