And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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