It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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