Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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