I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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