wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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