I wish I only lived at night.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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