I must be too annoying 4 u.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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