that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
