i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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