bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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