So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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