Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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