its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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