Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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