its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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