I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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