Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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