Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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