You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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