Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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