it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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