matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
honey bunches of taint.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
