Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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