I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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