Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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