I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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