I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Even my vagina gasped.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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