Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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