He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
