As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You're like the curious george of whores
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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