id be glad to
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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